Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
The Inca jungle trip, part two
Right before lunch we had our faces painted and were given
our Quechuan (the native Peruvian Incans) names; mine was Puma which was lucky
because it meant I had a chance of remembering it. Everyone else had to battle
with multi-syllable mouthfuls that sounded like they were speaking through the
remnants of a small rodent. Which we soon were, because lunch was the
traditional Peruvian meal of Cuy.
Oh yeah, monkey house had turkeys. Aren't they ridiculous? |
Creepy, no? |
What is Cuy, I hear you (maybe) say? Guinea Pig. Just like
the one you used to play with as a kid, in the backyard at home. I had been looking
forward to trying the little rat bastards for a while at this stage, and was
delighted to discover that we could choose which of the furry little delights
we wanted to consume. Our guide recommended picking the fattest looking one as
they were meant to be the tastiest. Our first choice wasn’t allowed because it
was pregnant but the cook couldn’t see a problem with our second option. Let’s
call her Madeline. Grabbing her by the back feet and the head, she pulled
gently until Madeline’s cute little neck snapped and she breathed her last.
Madeline, noooo! |
The lady was surprised to see Madeline still moving when she
put her onto the table (in fact, she moved enough to fall right off). It turns
out that Maddy was actually pregnant as well, effectively turning us into monstrous
animal-baby killers. If hell exists and I wasn’t already on the list, I must be
now. To be completely honest, it dropped the tone of the experience a fair bit.
Bad times. Still, there was no point in letting poor Madeline go to waste so
she was expertly plucked and gutted by our cook, who then impaled her with a
skewer and barbequed her to secret Peruvian recipe specifications.
The result wasn’t all that good. There wasn’t all that much
meat for a start, and what there was tended towards really fatty or really
chewy. The flavour wasn’t anything to write home about either (although I
suppose that’s what I’m doing right now). Having said that, if you get the
chance to munch a Guinea pig (without forever scarring a small child by eating
their pet) then I think you should take it.
Yummers. |
Once we had gotten the Cuy down us we were back to the
hiking. It was a fairly long day on foot overall and by the end of it some members
of the group were pretty done with the whole thing. We were on the actual Inca
Trail in the afternoon and it was stunning. There were some good high narrow
sections to keep us on our toes. We also stopped at a point with a great view
and Towny and I expressed ourselves with the physical form. I think the results
are quite poignant.
Cheers Towny for the awesome photo and for letting me play grab-ass with you in the far left part of the shot. |
A good spot to really ponder life's big issues. |
Fortunately at the end of the day there was a little treat
waiting for us across a river (which we crossed in a little basket on a wire
which was pulled over by a little old man – I took a turn and pulled some
people across for him). At the end of our trek we got to splash around in some
hot pools for a while, and I had been carrying a treat for us for the last two
days: a fine bottle of Appleton’s rum.
It's the team! |
Our poor rum never even got the chance to encourage us to
make bad decisions. While we were lurking in the hot pools some tosspot
Englishman managed to knock over the bottle, smashing it. He achieved this
despite the fact that it was tucked away under a lounger - quite a feat. To say
I was gutted would be understating the issue. Apart from the fact that I love a
good rum, I had lugged the bloody thing a long way (it weighed about a good
chunk of my total bag) and now I wouldn’t get to enjoy the rewards for my
toils.
Dodgy as river crossing mechanism |
It turned out the English dude wasn’t so bad and replaced
our rum on the spot, although with a lesser bottle (luckily they were selling
booze at the pool, you’ve gotta love South America). It was remarkably pleasant
sitting in some hot pools drinking rum, and we all got a bit tipsy which was
good as it encouraged us to keep drinking through dinner and then go out to a
sub-par nightclub in the middle of nowhere. I had a bit of a bad one, got too drunk
for anyones good, had a bust time and lost my wallet with my one credit card in
it.
Therefore I was less than pleased with life the next day
when I woke up. I had effectively lost any access to cash that I had. This is
the one thing you don’t want to happen to you while you are travelling. They
always say you should travel with more than one credit card and I thought I had
just found out why, the hard way. But I’m a lucky bastard sometimes and this
was one such occasion.
We went out to our next activity, ziplining. I was still
pretty raw about the wallet thing so it was thrilling to find out that a gringo
in one of the other tour groups had found someone’s wallet last night, at the
very bar I was in no less! They were leaving as we arrived but we were going to
the same place for lunch so I was hopefully to be reunited with my leathery
friend and his plastic cashflow treats in the near future.
With that off my mind I could get to grips with ziplining
hungover. The worst part was the walk up the hill to the first line, it
definitely got me into the pain cave with the heat and the steepness. I’m also
reasonably afraid of heights so ziplining was a bit out of my comfort zone but
after the first line I settled down a bit. It’s mighty good fun. I also bent
the rules a bit and managed to convince the operator it was a good idea to let
me go sin ropa for one of the lines. Another little highlight was seeing
Michelle Rodriguez there, as she was with another tour group about to get
amongst it as we were leaving. Neat.
Spot the bollock. Photo courtesy of Eric (he's very courteous when he doesn't know about it). |
Lunch saw me reunited with my wallet and very grateful for
it. It was a very lucky escape for me there and I vowed not to hit the piss
with my credit card ever again (I’ve since failed on that goal). The afternoon
hike was a bit grim for me as it was flat and along a railway track. That’s
barely hiking as far as I’m concerned and certainly not my idea of a good time.
After a few hours we arrived in Agua Calientes (which means hot water, who
calls a town that?), the nearest settlement to Machu Picchu. We had a pretty
relaxed and early night as we were getting up stupidly early the next morning
to visit the ruins themselves.
Sunday, December 18, 2011
The Inca Jungle trip, part one
Eric limbers up for the big ride. Nice vest. |
Machu Picchu was the last big-ticket attraction left on my
roster for South America this trip. By this time I was getting a bit jaded
towards the massive tourist attractions anyway but it had been said that Machu
Picchu was unmissable so miss it I would not. To get there we (Townie, Eric and
myself) decided to do the “Inca Jungle trek”, a package which involved cycling,
rafting, hiking, zip-lining, hot-pools and climaxed in a visit to the site
itself.
An early start was required as the boys piled hungover into
the minivan for the drive to the start of the tour. Joining our group were
three Argentinians and a couple of Europeans. It was shaping up to be a good
bunch. The drive out took about an hour and a half, and provided a perfect
opportunity to take in some Peruvian countryside. The road climbed fairly
steeply and consistently to the start of the ride which boded well for some
gravity assisted fun.
Highly enthusiastic about my quality wheels. |
The actual ride was a bit disappointing for me. We basically
just bombed some very poorly maintained mountain bikes down a road. Some of the
views were stunning but it didn't really get the adrenaline going. We did try
to make it a bit more interesting by trying to get off-road as much as possible
but the opportunities weren't really there. The pace was also fairly relaxed
for me even on the road. All in all, this was not a highlight.
There were definitely some views ... |
And some healthy nudity. |
After another drive and a sketchy lunch in a small Peruvian
restaurant we were into the white water rafting. This was something I had never
done before but always wanted to crack into. The rapids got up to grade 3,
which wasn’t anything to get too excited about but at least seemed a bit
dangerous. We were collected in a run-down van with a couple of inflatable
rafts strapped to the top. This did not fill me with confidence.
At the river we were issued with some South-American quality
safety gear and given a brief run-down of basic raftsmanship. Then we were
straight into it. The theory of rafting is pretty simple: you have a guide at
the back and some paddlers down either side. These paddlers, through joint
effort and the co-ordination of the guide, steer the raft in specific
directions and attempt to generally provide an aspect of control as the vessel
wetly careens down a large and angry river. There’s a bit more to it in
practice though.
Photograph shamelessly thieved without permission from Towny. |
A further potential infringement of photo ownership rights. |
I did get into some trouble in a slow section right at the
end, when we all jumped out. The guide had said not to stand up because the
raft would float off and there would be no chance to catch up to it. Of course,
the first thing I did was stand up. Man, could that raft move. It was clear there
was no chance of me catching the raft and we were approaching the next set of
rapids, meaning that I was in what you would call a predicament. The rapids
were going to be gnarly enough to inflict some serious pain (okay, probable
death) if I went through them so I was pleased to grab on to a massive tree
stump that conveniently presented itself (as the river was by now going too
fast to stand up in). All of this resulted in me needing to be rescued by the
guide, who threw me a rope from the bank.
We were pretty sedate that night as it was an early start
for a trek the next day. The trek started too early to have considered anyone’s
wellbeing and began with a dull slog along a flat gravel road for about an hour
at the groups pace (slow). I got interested when we got onto some actual hiking
trail. What’s more it was steep too, and heading upwards. It was good to do something
physical after so much time spent in drunken stupor at Cuzco. I got my sweat on
pretty thoroughly in the jungle humidity but was in no way the worst off which
was nice. After a couple of hours of this we approached the monkey house, a
little place set up in the hills where we stopped for lunch.
Part way up the hike, It is rumoured that the building with the bright green roof (almost dead centre of the photo) is a facility in which a certain infamous white powder is produced ... |
Lunch was a fairly interesting affair. Find out why in part
two of this spiel, yet to be completed …
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Cuzco
By the time I arrived in Cuzco I was in the mood to settle
in one spot for a bit. As I still had a few weeks left in my trip I decided to
spend a couple weeks in Cuzco, which I had heard good things about. It was an
easy decision because a bunch of friends I had met earlier in the trip were
going to be there at the same time. This boded poorly for me doing anything
constructive (as was the case) but meant that good times were practically
guaranteed.
The square. |
I’m not going to go on too much about what happened in
Cuzco. You had to be there. We spent a good dose of our time in the Wild Rover
bar. This hostel is a bit of a special experience which has to be done at least
once if you travel South America. I would advise against staying any
significant time or working there if you at all value your health (especially
your liver). But it’s the best party hostel on the continent, and there are
several of them in a few cities.
The fountain. |
Cuzco itself is a very beautiful place which seemed to offer
the opportunity to participate in many wholesome activities if you weren’t too
hungover. But for me it was just a nice place to chill out by day. I’m told it
looks like a poor man’s European city. The square is impressive, with a beautiful
big open space and a fountain. One side is lined with a kfc and a McDonald’s
which is hugely disappointing (unless you’re hungover), but at least they’re in
an incredible building. Cuzco is a bit of a tourist trap though – it tends
towards expensive and everyone is trying to sell you something.
Cuzco's flag. |
Cuzco is the closest major city to Machu Picchu, which is
why it is so geared towards tourists. Machu Picchu was the next adventure in my
itinerary (I’m lying, I made it all up as I went along) and I was stoked to be
doing it with Townie, my long time travelling buddy, and Eric, who I met during
my bender in Sucre and had seemed solid then. A few nights drinking with him in
Cuzco proved we would be good company. I was looking forward to having myself a
time on the 4 day trip.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Lake Titicaca
I headed out to Lake Titicaca fairly quickly after arriving
in La Paz. The drive was scenic and the actual lake startlingly impressive. It
is the largest high altitude in the world and with good reason as it looks like
an ocean to the uninformed – you cannot see anywhere close to across the thing.
South end of Isla del Sol |
My visit to Lake Titicaca was rapid and (in all honesty)
grim. I arrived on the shores about midday and was on Isla del Sol (The Island
of the Sun) that afternoon. I wanted to go for a bit of a wander but was feeling
crook so lingered at the hostel. This proved to be a good decision as I was
soon vomiting and feeling properly wretched. It was pretty disappointing to not
get out for a good look over the island when I was only there for one night,
but that can be travelling sometimes.
The next morning I woke up feeling okay so went for a brief
stroll out to the point for a look. Armed with my jandals para todos terrano
(all-terrain jandals) I went for a wee stroll and took in some of the
magnificent views. I was a bit jaded on the whole thing though, partly because
of my illness and partly because of all the amazing things I had seen in the
last few months.
Too soon I was back on the boat and then bussing towards La
Paz for the last time to collect my bike. Lake Titicaca is the perfect place to
relax and I wish I had had more time there but life doesn’t work out as you
hope sometimes. I was still pleased I had made the effort to get there at all.
Monday, October 24, 2011
Sucre
It has to be said up front that Sucre is an exceptionally
beautiful city. As one of Bolivia’s two capital cities, it is styled as a poor
man’s European cities. Of course, once you get a bit further out it is back
into the ‘Bolivian charm’ that tourists become accustomed to, but nearer the
main square it is a clean and appealing place.
A view from the square. |
I arrived looking to chill out for a few days after my
adventures but got my timing all wrong as I showed up for Bolivia day, a three
day celebration involving parades and much heavy consumption of alcoholic
beverages, The whole city was buzzing and it soon got me pumped to go hard
again for the duration of the celebrations.
My hostel, called Gringo’s Rincon, turned out to be a little
gem. It was very new and run by a lovely chap called Mike who seemed to have a
bottomless amount of energy. The guy slept for like 3 or 4 hours a day, I
swear. There was a solid crew of Gringos in residence and lurking around the
town so all in all it was a recipe for the good times. These times were
definitely had.
From the hostel balcony. |
The events of Sucre are a bit of a blur to me. I know we
went large for at least three nights in a row. I know my days were spent
chilling on the hostels sunny patio, beer in hand. When I wasn’t there I was
likely at the food market, a sprawling place which sold the best produce I was
ever able to find in Bolivia. I know my nights were filled with cheap liquor,
dance floor shredding and drunken, half-yelled conversations.
Thursday night was kind of large but then Friday night went
properly big and I must have met a lot of people because I kept running into
‘friends’ the next day as I strolled around with some of the good sorts from
the hostel. At the time I was campaigning an orange beanie which made me easily
recognisable to all and sundry. I had repeated meetings with people I had hung
with the night before but had no recollection of. Some people, I am ashamed to
say, I met a couple times before I remembered them. All in all it made for
awkward times but good came of it, as I met up with one of the boys later in
the trip and we are now solid friends. I also ran into some mates of my
long-time travel buddy Townie. These good Kiwi lads had been travelling around
South America on motorbikes and it seems they had been having a truly epic
time.
Saturday night turned into a good Kiwi-style party on the
hostel balcony, with a huge circle of plastic chairs, a whole lot of banter and
some guitar driven sing-alongs. A couple of English chicas who were exceptionally
good sorts found my beard hysterical and were in fits for a good chunk of the
night. They wanted to dye it blue, which would have been epic (and resulted in
awesome regrowth) but was not really feasible in Bolivia where supplies can be
hard come by. After this we went to town to get in on the big night for Bolivia
day, and it was huge. The locals were in good form and it resulted in everyone
having a great night.
The one downer was that my two English friends got into some
trouble on the way home. Walking from the bar to the taxi they were mugged by
two guys. In their arrogance, the muggers hung about. The girls got to a taxi
and told the driver what had happened. The driver then got the girls to point
out the culprits and went after them with a knife, getting some of their stuff
back. I think this is a story which shows both the dangers of travelling in a
country like Bolivia but also the spirit of the place, in that the average
person is willing to go out of their way to help someone in trouble.
That thing was so suspect. |
Sunday was pretty grim after three days of hard binging. The
only way to fix the problem was a trip to the park and its many dodgy rides. It
is here I had my scariest moment in Bolivia, on a truly dubious Ferris wheel
which would not have passed safety standards in any sane country. I don’t cope
well with heights and was truly petrified up there. My buddy found it pretty
funny and was busy rocking the damn thing, which did nothing to put me at ease.
It all ended well however, and I was pleased to be off the deathtrap.
We went out for a movie and a few cocktails on Sunday night,
ending up at a bar where a French lady was in sublime form and an older guy
just over the edge. He ended up passing out at the bar. I took it easy, going
homewards after a couple of horrendously strong cocktails.
On Monday I caught a bus back to La Paz, thinking about
moving towards Peru at last. I had a brilliant time in Sucre and would highly
recommend it to anyone in the region. A big thanks to all my compadres I met
there for making it simple for me to get back in the swing of travelling alone
after spending so much time with the boys.
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